Have you ever had one? Do you know what one is?

A brain fart is when(you can have all 3 options below or one of them at a time):

  • your brain does not do as it should – as in body responds differently to what your brain messaged to it
  • you think then say when you shouldn’t have
  • you go stupid for a minute

I had the latter (my brain went stupid) when I sat down after an extended period away from Bootstrapping my way through my day as I had been “learning new stuff”(bless Don’s pure and innocent heart when he said one day a week we had to learn something new for FUN) and WordPressing my heart out. I sat in front of my Dream Weaver and NOTHING came to mind. My mind did a total runner on me and my fingers had nothing to type..and I mean nothing, not even putting in the starting html code. I sat staring at the horrifically empty white space that was begging to be filled with some sort of code but zilch came to mind. To say I had a momentary onslaught of terrifying emotion would be an understatement – I came out in hives and the base of my neck actually started sweating. I am due to turn out awesomeness in a weeks time – I can’t go having brain farts NOW!!!!!!! I am guessing online “help modules” will be my constant companion until the brain fart lifts and usual functionality returns otherwise I will have to come up with some sort of infectious bug that renders me unable to go into the office.